Russian is a language that is full of stuff.


This is the Russian flag.

A few important phrasesEdit

Здравствуйте. Я полуют, товарищ. Hello. I have to poop, comrade.

В случае возникновения чрезвычайной ситуации, пожалуйста, пешком до ближайшего выхода. In the event of an emergency, please walk to the nearest exit.

У меня есть туалет, который позолоченная золотом. I have a toilet that is gilded with gold.

Other helpful factsEdit

Tables taste good. One day, 1+1 was 3, but then protesters asked congress to change it.